★ WELCOME TO BLISTER ONLINE ★

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i didnt know what to type here

THE MOST ADVANCED MMORPG EVER CREATED.
im just fucking kidding

Explore a weird world.
Fight things.
Gain levels.
Do quests.
Make questionable decisions.

[ ENTER NOW ]

!! ONLY HOT ANIME GIRLS !!*

*all characters portrayed in this game are at least 3000 years old or older

WHAT IS BLISTER ONLINE???

its a video game retard

Blister Online is an MMORPG.

You make a character.
You walk around.
You fight monsters.
You collect stuff.
You gain experience.
You complete quests.

There are probably other things too.

IT'S ONLINE.

What more do you want?

★ FEATURES ★

- 53 Biomes
- 900+ Monsters
- 50+ Bosses
- 2000+ Items
- Bunnyhopping and Surfing like in Source engine
- Press S while in the air to look around freely (it looks cool in combat)
- train skills
- marry anime waifus
- kill shit
- build shit
- piss on your enemies
- get ligma and turn your piss into a toxic weapon
- Eat Cannibals and Mad Cows until you lose your mind
- make friends with the Hat Man
- you can kill hippies
- there are quests too but they suck ass dont play them yet please
- build your own town (this will be a large part of the online multiplayer
- defend it
- expand it
- hire guards
- Build Buildings and rent them out to NPCs to generate passive income
- Build Factories that generate XP for you
- Train your Edging Skill (i am serious)
- Fly to the Moon
- Dive into the Sun
- Dig a hole to Hell

you can probably do other things too!
I don't know!
Just play the fucking game!

⚠ IMPORTANT WARNING ⚠

THIS TEXT IS FUCKING STUPID

★ PLAY BLISTER ONLINE ★

THE WORLD IS WAITING.

IT PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE.

[ PLAY BLISTER ONLINE!!! ]

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